GoDaddy Girl - Candice Michelle. And the true colors of the GoDaddy’s offer hidden behind her boobs.
Everyone knows GoDaddy, it’s the largest domain name registrar in the world. The company is mostly known from pulling shitloads of dollars into the booby Super Bowl marketing campaigns filled full with sexually suggestive material, which get always rejected a number of times before being accepted to air in the television. Anyways, soon it is going to be the renewal season for me, also it’s the final time to purchase a bunch of new domain names, so I was stumbling around in order to find the best offers. The inherent curiosity took me to GoDaddy, and guess what…
How much time may it take to find complete information about pricing on their own website? Five minutes, maybe ten? Well, I’m sorry but this time I simply have no idea - and I can only tell you that after 15 minutes of hard-digging through the all of their marketing brainwash I came up with nothing, so I tried Google Search. And check out what I found under “godaddy renewal prices” - a series of comprehensive articles clearly showing the way GoDaddy deals with people. Go on, find out how the world’s most popular domain registrar does it’s business. It is really interesting and worth reading, just go on and read.
After visiting Wincent’s website I’m sooooo glad that GoDaddy has nothing to do with my domain names. Be anxious - in one of future postings I may publish a list of trustworthy companies where you don’t need to worry about all these hidden catches and never-tells (which I’m trying to complete right now). Also, I think I will try to bring it to you together with a shiny collection of promotional codes 
PS Danica Patrick is ugly. Bring back Candice Michelle.
February 18th, 2008 #
My domain is registered there! And I need to renew by the end of the year. Hope you can find the details by then
And yea she is ugly.
February 18th, 2008 #
That photo is touched up so much she looks like a CGI character!
February 18th, 2008 #
60 year old men like it that way Marc
February 19th, 2008 #
@Adithya: Why didn’t you read the linked article? Information about the current GoDaddy’s pricing was included in it.
@Marc: I did nothing. I mean, I only GIMPed a bit. But before I touched, it was looking even worse actually. They really should make all photos available in the high resolution and much better quality…. Instead, you can only get the crap. Go check their official gallery at godaddygirls.info, all of their websites look soooo fucking amateur and lousy…
February 19th, 2008 #
Dude you had picture with boobs in them! How can you expect me to read?
February 20th, 2008 #
But why does it make a problem with reading? Haven’t you seen any other boobs before buddy?
February 20th, 2008 #
you are really goot at finding that crazy/beautiful girls.
February 20th, 2008 #
How can you see the text around them?
February 23rd, 2008 #
@Adithya: Don’t you have any girls in your collage? Otherwise I do not understand why you’re so distracted buddy
February 23rd, 2008 #
We do. They all suck.
February 23rd, 2008 #
Anyway it was just a joke Bart! I was just too lazy to read it fully
February 27th, 2008 #
I know, I only wanted to annoy you a little. No matter on where do you study, if it is an IT college all the girls are FAR away from being pretty
March 7th, 2008 #
I like Danica.
PS: Hello again!
March 29th, 2008 #
Bart, I wouldn’t have thought this girl was up your street. Too many blemishes on that skin, could do with a photoshop job on her
Maybe you should get into .co.uk domains, only £2.79 per year
March 29th, 2008 #
Candice is a real asset to godaddy
April 1st, 2008 #
@David: Blame GoDaddy. If I touch her face more she would be looking like Lara Croft of the Tomb Rider fame. Taking all of my know-how on GIMP into a careful consideration - the final effect would be looking like Lara taken directly from Tomb Rider 2 (which was released in 1997)
It is only 5,52 USD for a year isn’t it? Where did you find that offer?
April 19th, 2008 #
Candice Michelle is really hot:) Thanks for the information regarding the prices.
April 20th, 2008 #
Using same nick as Jez wasn’t smart Paulette. Why did you do it?
May 23rd, 2008 #
Boobs will sel almost everything, an tell me - how many people bother to look behind the marketing hype? I bet less than one in a million.
Nonetheless, the prices should be readily available, but guess the majority doesn’t care.
May 24th, 2008 #
No need to guess - in case of domain market there are reliable stats available. It clearly confirms your opinion - boobies with their 25% market share totally pull out all other companies.
Majority of customers do not seem to register more than few domain names at one go. I think I would explain the cause of GoDaddy’s success with a picture of Goddady Girl and that “the less you spend the less you care” motive put together.
May 25th, 2008 #
Looked at the next, eNom and Networksolutions, they don’t seem to have a pricelist easily available either (eNom does have a corporate pricing at the bottom it seems). So, the guess that it’s the girl that sells the domains would be a safe bet in my opinion. Maybe “the less you spend, the less you care” is true, but in most cases you can expect another equation to work just as well “the less you spend, the more you pay”.
May 25th, 2008 #
BTW if the size of her breasts is real she’ll have some severe back problems in a few years
June 2nd, 2008 #
At some future date I will post a list of my favorite registrants, maybe someone will find it useful. Also, check out the official website of Candice Michelle - those boobs just cannot be real, they look like a pair of two ripe watermelons.
BTW could you tell me what’s going on with the URL address you use with that nickname? I like dogs and I’m about to say that the topic of dogs doesn’t bother me in general - I just need to ask you one question…
Why is it all written in German?
June 2nd, 2008 #
Apart from the fruit
Beauty is Candice? WTH? The images on the site definetly show her ugly site - but that’s just my opinion.
You know, there are flags to choose a language that suits you better, the other two will definetly be more readable - Anyways, I can comment with another name if you think it’s more appropriate
June 2nd, 2008 #
Dude, not that. I just wonder why do you promote German version of your site for English speaking audience
July 16th, 2008 #
@Bart
- Sorry for taking such a long time to reply. As you can see the error has now been fixed
@Marc
- Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. Heat a tad lower