GoDaddy Girl – Candice Michelle. And the true colors of GoDaddy’s offer hidden behind her boobs.

Everyone knows GoDaddy, it’s the largest domain name registrar in the world. The company is mostly known from pulling shitloads of dollars into the booby Super Bowl marketing campaigns filled full with sexually suggestive material, which get always rejected a number of times before being accepted to air in the television. Anyways, soon it is going to be the renewal season for me, also it’s the final time to purchase a bunch of new domain names, so I was stumbling around in order to find the best offers. The inherent curiosity took me to GoDaddy, and guess what…

How much time may it take to find complete information about pricing on their own website? Five minutes, maybe ten? Well, I’m sorry but this time I simply have no idea – and I can only tell you that after 15 minutes of hard-digging through the all of their marketing brainwash I came up with nothing, so I tried Google Search. And check out what I found under “godaddy renewal prices” – a series of comprehensive articles clearly showing the way GoDaddy deals with people. Go on, find out how the world’s most popular domain registrar does it’s business. It is really interesting and worth reading, just go on and read.

The GoDaddy Girl – Candice Michelle
The GoDaddy Girl - Candice Michelle

After visiting Wincent’s website I’m sooooo glad that GoDaddy has nothing to do with my domain names. Be anxious – in one of future postings I may publish a list of trustworthy companies where you don’t need to worry about all these hidden catches and never-tells (which I’m trying to complete right now). Also, I think I will try to bring it to you together with a shiny collection of promotional codes ;)

PS Danica Patrick is ugly. Bring me back Candice Michelle.

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  1. Adithya

    My domain is registered there! And I need to renew by the end of the year. Hope you can find the details by then :D And yea she is ugly.

  2. Marc

    That photo is touched up so much she looks like a CGI character!

  3. Adithya

    60 year old men like it that way Marc :D

  4. Bart

    @Adithya: Why didn’t you read the linked article? Information about the current GoDaddy’s pricing was included in it.

    @Marc: I did nothing. I mean, I only GIMPed a bit. But before I touched, it was looking even worse actually. They really should make all photos available in the high resolution and much better quality…. Instead, you can only get the crap. Go check their official gallery at godaddygirls.info, all of their websites look soooo fucking amateur and lousy…

  5. Adithya

    Dude you had picture with boobs in them! How can you expect me to read?

  6. Bart

    But why does it make a problem with reading? Haven’t you seen any other boobs before buddy? ;)

  7. önder

    you are really goot at finding that crazy/beautiful girls.

  8. Adithya

    How can you see the text around them?

  9. Bart

    @Adithya: Don’t you have any girls in your collage? Otherwise I do not understand why you’re so distracted buddy :mrgreen:

  10. Adithya

    We do. They all suck.

  11. Adithya

    Anyway it was just a joke Bart! I was just too lazy to read it fully :P

  12. Bart

    I know, I only wanted to annoy you a little. No matter on where do you study, if it is an IT college all the girls are FAR away from being pretty ;)

  13. Jorge

    I like Danica. :)
    PS: Hello again!

  14. David Hopkins

    Bart, I wouldn’t have thought this girl was up your street. Too many blemishes on that skin, could do with a photoshop job on her :P

    Maybe you should get into .co.uk domains, only £2.79 per year :)

  15. paulette

    Candice is a real asset to godaddy

  16. Bart

    @David: Blame GoDaddy. If I touch her face more she would be looking like Lara Croft of the Tomb Rider fame. Taking all of my know-how on GIMP into a careful consideration – the final effect would be looking like Lara taken directly from Tomb Rider 2 (which was released in 1997) ;)

    It is only 5,52 USD for a year isn’t it? Where did you find that offer?

  17. paulette

    Candice Michelle is really hot:) Thanks for the information regarding the prices.

  18. Bart

    Using same nick as Jez wasn’t smart Paulette. Why did you do it?

  19. Dark Side

    Boobs will sel almost everything, an tell me – how many people bother to look behind the marketing hype? I bet less than one in a million.

    Nonetheless, the prices should be readily available, but guess the majority doesn’t care.

  20. Bart

    No need to guess – in case of domain market there are reliable stats available. It clearly confirms your opinion – boobies with their 25% market share totally pull out all other companies.

    Majority of customers do not seem to register more than few domain names at one go. I think I would explain the cause of GoDaddy’s success with a picture of Goddady Girl and that “the less you spend the less you care” motive put together.

  21. Dark Side

    Looked at the next, eNom and Networksolutions, they don’t seem to have a pricelist easily available either (eNom does have a corporate pricing at the bottom it seems). So, the guess that it’s the girl that sells the domains would be a safe bet in my opinion. Maybe “the less you spend, the less you care” is true, but in most cases you can expect another equation to work just as well “the less you spend, the more you pay”.

  22. Dark Side

    BTW if the size of her breasts is real she’ll have some severe back problems in a few years ;)

  23. Bart

    At some future date I will post a list of my favorite registrants, maybe someone will find it useful. Also, check out the official website of Candice Michelle – those boobs just cannot be real, they look like a pair of two ripe watermelons.

    BTW could you tell me what’s going on with the URL address you use with that nickname? I like dogs and I’m about to say that the topic of dogs doesn’t bother me in general – I just need to ask you one question…

    Why is it all written in German? :mrgreen:

  24. Dark Side

    Apart from the fruit ;) Beauty is Candice? WTH? The images on the site definetly show her ugly site – but that’s just my opinion.

    You know, there are flags to choose a language that suits you better, the other two will definetly be more readable – Anyways, I can comment with another name if you think it’s more appropriate ;)

  25. Bart

    Dude, not that. I just wonder why do you promote German version of your site for English speaking audience :)

  26. Dark Side TWM

    @Bart
    - Sorry for taking such a long time to reply. As you can see the error has now been fixed :D

    @Marc
    - Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. Heat a tad lower :P

  27. Winston Layman

    Danica Patrick is a goddess. An angel. That other chick with the silicone tits is an embarrassment.

  28. Dark Side TWM

    @Winston – looks ok to me.

    If they needed beautiful women and not the chest that attract the viewers theyd’d go for e.g.:
    - Rose Byrne
    - Sophia Bush
    - Alicja Bachleda-Curus
    - Kristen Steward

    But none of them is very well known, so you can surely forget about them appearing on a commercial or billboard. Of Danica, Amanda and Candice i’d stick with Danica anyway, she’s the most natural.

  29. David Hopkins

    Domain names are about £2.79 a year from 123-reg, but I think their is tax added to it.

    I think you might be able to get dot coms down to about £2.69 with a little work from GD.

  30. Bart

    £2.79 seems to be a very good price, even if you are forced to pay for 2 years at one go. British market must be a highly developed one — just to give you an idea on what do we get in Poland: it’s really find a company offering renewals of .pl for less than £18 per year. Compare the amounts of all registered domains in our countries – in the UK you have already hit 7 millions of registered domain names (I guess, I don’t know where to get more accurate data), for Poland it’s something like 800,000 registrations.

    The “worked” price of .com from GoDaddy does not include the ridiculous fee they add when you want to hide the whois, does it? ;)

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