Two days ago I found that Jeffro has published a post titled “A Big Heart Felt Thanks To YOU“, where he takes an opportunity to share the link love and say “thanks” to all of his readers. He does pretty well with his blog, so by chance I added a short, petty comment. Nothing special, srsly - but the bonus result was very, very funny

There’s a little conversation I got in comments below the post:

My first comment (the ignition spark):

Jeffro you got comment from a Russian chick, you rock!

Speak of the devil - bitching response:

@ Florchakh: If the “Russian chick” refers to me, I would actually prefer something like “editor of the successful multi-author news blog Profy.Com”. Would that be Ok with you?

Second one (the second try):

Jeffro you got a comment from swellheaded Russian chick that actually prefer something like “editor of the successful multi-author news blog Profy.Com”, or somewhat.

Let sleeping dogs lie - bitching once again:

Florchakh, that starts to sound rude actually. I hope you do not mind me leaving the discussion - after mentioning that Jeffro rocks, of course (this is one thing I can agree with you on).

Dear Svetlana Gladkova, there’s a little thing called “modesty“, many people appreciate it a lot, including me. For example, if I would like to be “immodest” in similar way to you, then I could say that you’re a sucky editor of a blog filled full with copycat news (have you ever published any original stories? Afraid not…), and at the moment it looks like I can say that even my poor SPAMS are more SUCCESSFUL than all of your hopeless doings.

Definition of chick taken from the Urban Dictionary:

Actually a non-derogatory slang term for the word girl. This word was probably a spanglish derivative from the spanish word “chica” meaning, of all things, girl.

Of course, there’s one another option, dedicated to this kind of girls that generally don’t prefer being called a chick, fox, pussycat, knockout, eyepopper, stallion, or any other common, inoffensive word. If you wish, this one may well refer to you instead of the previous one:

Bitch - woman that doesn’t give a flying f*ck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men (…) a domineering, spiteful female

PS Regards to readers from Russia, I still do think that you are great people. Shit happens, from time to time

PPS As well as regards to all females that read my writings

PPPS Svetlana, you suck.