Two weeks ago I wrote that we won’t ever figure out the girl from the famous Ubuntu Girl picture, and it looks like I was wrong. You see, resolving previous enigma of Firefox girl was pretty challenging, so this one was looking much more difficult, especially if you don’t speak Hungarian. Anyway, finally one folk came and left some info about Alyssa Doll in 70th comment below this post.
Deep inside I hope that comment was left by the original author of this trick photo, not a member of an adult affiliate network pointed to that service. Also I found she is a next-door type girl and her boobs are 100% natural, but I’m afraid it’s not even worth mentioning 
A message from Alyssa:
September 4th, 2007 #
I just thought i’d let you know that all of your semi-nude postings are bringing up gay dating site banners on the right.
September 4th, 2007 #
Fine. Seems homosexuals do have a higher CPC than any other stuff mentioned in my poor booby postings.
Could you make a screenshot? I cannot see them so all these lucky banners on the right must be geolocalized for the United Kingdom
September 5th, 2007 #
Will do if I see any more. That girl doesn’t look like your Ubuntu girl in that pic but shw does on her site. I think its the genuine girl.
Since I am still using Windows (I would rather be learning PHP, JS, XSL etc than a OS that is of no use to me and my bill paying) I will have to setle for this:
http://www.macdailynews.com/gfx/article_gfx/060328_ballmer.jpg
http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/resources/2007/06/steveballmershands.jpg
I do use Ubuntu for a LAMP development server though.
September 5th, 2007 #
You know, there are different studios (which means different ways of photoshopping)
Goddamn Stevo is so ugly indeed, I have no idea why he was chosen for a TV commercial long ago. One worse thing - seems his face is getting more and more ugly in the latter years of his life haha
September 6th, 2007 #
Ballmer is a scary, scary man.
September 19th, 2007 #
Hey..
Can she do that for my site too?
September 19th, 2007 #
Afraid not. You haven’t added any comments for a long long time, no chicks for you.
September 24th, 2007 #
With regards to the ads on the right hand side - I might be mistaken but can’t you specify the content you want Google to use as the ‘contextual’ trigger? I’m sure this is a pretty new development but might be worth a try.
September 24th, 2007 #
Section targeting is no newness buddy, I know about it for a long time. Just don’t want to use it ’cause I need best-paid ads always to appear as first
October 3rd, 2007 #
Nice eyes!
January 3rd, 2008 #
cool tits
where is full version?
January 8th, 2008 #
Try Google search, there are TONS of Alyssa Doll spam filled with affiliate links.
January 9th, 2008 #
Hahaha! That’s gold!
February 8th, 2008 #
Hey this girl is not the same as Ubuntu girl. Head and and breast shapes differ, also notice guys that the Hungarian Ubuntu girl has two birth marks on her left arm,
which Aly has not!
February 15th, 2008 #
@DA - the link added in your comment was broken. Okay, frankly speaking - you inadvertently linked to some spam website that redirects all traffic from hotlinks to random affiliate sites, and I decided to cut it off. Anyway, pictures of Alyssa Doll are not that hard to find
March 29th, 2008 #
Attractive isnt it:)