Search engine optimization is such a popular topic nowadays, so our market is already filled by monkey money makers and other mental midgets that after reading a batch of articles have started to believe that SEO is easy, fast and simple. Usually we are sick about it (especially when your potential client claims he has been clipped 3 times and now he won’t pay without guarantee of results), so for a change let’s laugh a little bit. Go read The Real SEO Glossary, damn I cannot stop laughing during writing this post…
There are my favorite quotes:
We offer Search Engine Optimisation - Our SEO company is based in the UK
Guaranteed top positions - We place Google Adwords for you
We offer link baiting services - We want to put those drunk naked ladies video on your site
We optimize for Google, Yahoo, MSN, Ask - If we fail in Google you still have to pay
Awesome, congratz to Tadeusz Szewczyk. He is my compatriot by the way 
PS: I know you can hardly wait to new posts, damn I’m still swamped. This site doesn’t make much money, so you have to be softhearted haha
August 14th, 2007 #
Thats your sales pitch sorted out then
“monkey money makers and other mental midgets”
You have to be one of the angriest bloggers out there
Learning about SEO is a nightmare, I have read three books on it and a lot of websites… same old stuff… “write great content”, “dont use javaScript in navigation”…..
I think the 80 / 20 rule must apply….. with these books you can gain 80% of the knowledge, but the last 20% of the knowledge earns 80% of the revenue…. and only 20% of SEO’s posess it!!
August 14th, 2007 #
And Im not one of them of course ;-(
August 15th, 2007 #
Nightmare?! Playing with search engines is a pure pleasure when you are not forced to take care on the time and amounts of money you earn, I think
no boss + no clients = no problems
Fine. But who does this way?
August 15th, 2007 #
as long as
no boss + no clients does not = no money